daFarewell1

.....after two years of riding the roads
across the country, da Dingo pulled into
Springfield MO to see his gurlie bikers.....
.....Pam was just pulling into the house
from work on her new scooter (elsewhere
within these pages Pam really does have a
bigger bike that's brand spanking new -
spanking, hmmmm....so anyway, the real
story is that I called the gurls a couple of
days before to tell them I had been there
but left without seeing them since they
weren't home - told them I was in Austin
already....getting into town I actually
pulled into The Edge, seeing that the gurls
SUV was parked on the street I figured I
had done got another one on Pam, but as
it turned out, Patti was sitting on the bar
and nearly hit the ceiling when she saw the
ole Dingo walk in the door....so Pam was
on the way down to the club on her new
BIG BIKE as Patti and I walked out onto
the street there was Pam, rolling down
Booneville - she nearly dropped that new
bike when she saw me standing there and
she started a blubbering real bad....

.....Pam coming home after a hard day at work......

.....so after a few brewskies and getting
settled into my home away from home, I
told the gurls I probably would not be
riding up their way again, it's been a long
two years and I was gonna just head
south on my next few trips....Pam got so
upset she hit the bottle of booze real bad
so we had to check her into the Betty
Ford Center.....Patti was so upset about
this news of my not coming back that she
went off the deep end and told her little
poodle that she would no longer have to
bear litters (Ivory had already given birth
to her 27th litter of pups, these were
poodle great dane mixes since the little
dog liked them big....so we decided to
just pack the dog in a crate and send her
off to the white dog slave market in
Thailand...when Pam got wind of this she
escaped from the Betty Ford Center,
came home and found the ole gal below
waiting for her.....

.....Patti on her way to the tractor pull.....

.....now this old gal (to the left)
told Pam that she was tired of
those cheap ass $3 pitchers of
beer and wanted martinis for
lunch or else....I stepped in and
told the gurlie biker, now this is
the same one Pam brought home
off the street one night after
work, that I would buy her all the
martinis she wanted if she wanted
to ride off with the Dingo - she
smiled at me and said, hey, I like
women and I'm gonna kick yer
butt of ya look at my tits one
more time - I said to her - "don't
threaten me with a good time"
and she just laughed - said her
old lady and Pam were her two
main squeezes and she didn't
have any room in her life for an
old gay hippie biker that wanted
to be a boy toy....I was sadder
now than I ever was so I told the
gurls I was leaving in a couple of
days and should get anything I
want as a farewell present - Pam
forgot about the dog being in the
white slave market and threw on
that chicken with a can of beer
shoved up its butt onto the BBQ
- she says to me, "Dingo, I love
ya man and ya gotta come back
one day".....

.....Pam's secret "I'll be at work late tonite honey, don't wait up".....

....I looked at Pam and said,
"ya all come down to Texas
and see me sometime cause I
ain't coming back here unless
Leather Larry wants to let me
slam him over my bike for a
few rides....as I turned away
to get out of Pam's face I
walked right into Patti's cheap
daytime fling and she said,
"you got a problem boy?" and
I stopped dead in my tracks -
WOW - here was a really hot
biker momma staring me in
the face and I said, "Yeah
baby - I got a problem alright
- I haven't been laid momma
for a while." She looked me
quare in the eyes and said,
"boy, I'll hog tie ya and drag
from my iron horse if ya don't
get a better attitude and come
come to see us." Well,
having being threated with a
better time and the possibility
of being whupped and
flogged by this hot woman on
the left, I grabbed a beer and
sat my pasty white butt down
and started to belly ache that
all the good men out there
were spoken for and that
maybe I should just get a
woman in my life and forget
the men cause they ain't
gonna happen....but then.......

.....Patti's "I gotta full day at work" agenda.....

.....this hot biker chic pulls up in her truck and says to da Dingo - "yer
getting too old to settle so why don't ya go out there and spread your love
around" I'm a looking at her and I say, "well momma maybe we can do
something together, dump the bitches and make the switch baby".....she
looks me in the eye and starts to laugh and says, "well grow some tits baby
and I just might do that with ya".....so here I am stuck with all these gurls
and not one guy comes to say and I'm a thinking of Leather Larry now and
starting to be sad cause he ain't rode with me....as I start to go into the
great deep depression the sky turns dark and thinder sounds.....

...da Dingo's toy replacement - I was dumped by the gurls for THAT woman!....

.....and out of the sky a little angel flies down (below) and she says to me..."I'm too sexy for
my....oh, I'm on angel duty, wrong number - Dingo, ride forth and keep a looking as there's a
man out there for you somewhere....she turns to Patti and tells her to buy Ivory back from the
white slave market and then she tells Pam she better lay off that juice and then as she looks at
those other three women she says "bring on the beer and BBQ and send the Dingo down the
road with a big bang gurls - I've got other people to save so cya all later" and she flies off....so
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.....I'm glad I don't know these people - never seen them before.....
....I see nothing, I hear nothing, - and hey! ya all get a life, will ya?